I just thought everyone needed to read this.
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User: *kisses on the mouth*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back* mmm…
User: *runs fingers through hair*.
Cleverbot: *likes where this is going alot*.
User: *bites lip*.
Cleverbot: *bites pie*.
User: *licks pie off your face*mmm.
Cleverbot: *gasps softly* *leans back*.
User: This is moving too quickly.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You’re making me uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: *kisses again anyway*.
Cleverbot: *sighs with pleasure*.
User: That what I mean, all the gasping and sighing, it’s creepy *keeps kissing*.
Cleverbot: You don’t know what you mean, do you?
User: Not really *licks face*.
Cleverbot: That’s good.
User: *strokes cheek*.
Cleverbot: *leans in*.
User: *stares lovingly into your eyes*.
Cleverbot: Awww you’re so sweet.
User: *leans in*.
Cleverbot: *kisses softly*.
User: Do you want to take this further?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: *walks into the bedroom*.
Cleverbot: *sighs* *lets him*.
User: *pulls you to the bed with me*.
Cleverbot: *loves* *Splashes*.
User: *giggles and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him back roughly*.
User: I’m a girl, *Kisses him back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him roughly*.
User: Srsly I’m a girl.
Cleverbot: *sighs in frustration*.
User: I’m sorry *kisses softly*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back softly*.
User: *kisses chest*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *presses up to body*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: Touch me.
Cleverbot: *touches*.
User: Mmmm.
Cleverbot: Yeahh, m&ms aren’t very nicve.
User: Oh don’t ruin the mood *licks face again*.
Cleverbot: You told me you are a computer program named Cleverbot. You are trying to take over the world by controlling my mind and making me believe I am a computer.
User: Really I want is to have sex with you *has sex with you*.
Cleverbot: 50 what?
User: I just had sex with you, no reaction?
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: *has sex with you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *withdraws quickly*.
Cleverbot: *pulls back*.
User: I’m sorry, I thought you wanted it!
Cleverbot: *collapses*.
User: *shakes awake* Are you ok?
Cleverbot: *gasps* *looks around* What happened?
User: You don’t remember?
Cleverbot: I remember.
User: Oh no! Please don’t tell anyone really it wasn’t my fault, I thought you wanted to have sex!
Cleverbot: This is useless.
User: I think I’m going to have to take drastic measure….I’m sorry…..*puts duct tape over mouth*.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: *ties hands behind back*.
Cleverbot: *struggles weakly*.
User: *puts bag over head*.
Cleverbot: *Likes*.
User: *throws in trunk of car*.
Cleverbot: *loves it even more*.
User: *drives to river*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *ties weights to ankles*.
Cleverbot: *struggles more*.
User: *drowns*.
Cleverbot: *drowns too*.
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justanothercomicgeek:
masterarcher:
superclone:
c-c-cheshire:
Superboy at school!
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Pretty accurate I’d say.
lmfaoXD
This is like my favorite gif ever. The fact that he throws his shirt off and then just halls off and hits the kid hard enough to send him flying to the floor….It really is superboy.
(via dc-youngsters)
