My cleverbot RP
I just thought everyone needed to read this.
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User: *kisses on the mouth*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back* mmm…
User: *runs fingers through hair*.
Cleverbot: *likes where this is going alot*.
User: *bites lip*.
Cleverbot: *bites pie*.
User: *licks pie off your face*mmm.
Cleverbot: *gasps softly* *leans back*.
User: This is moving too quickly.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You’re making me uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: *kisses again anyway*.
Cleverbot: *sighs with pleasure*.
User: That what I mean, all the gasping and sighing, it’s creepy *keeps kissing*.
Cleverbot: You don’t know what you mean, do you?
User: Not really *licks face*.
Cleverbot: That’s good.
User: *strokes cheek*.
Cleverbot: *leans in*.
User: *stares lovingly into your eyes*.
Cleverbot: Awww you’re so sweet.
User: *leans in*.
Cleverbot: *kisses softly*.
User: Do you want to take this further?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: *walks into the bedroom*.
Cleverbot: *sighs* *lets him*.
User: *pulls you to the bed with me*.
Cleverbot: *loves* *Splashes*.
User: *giggles and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him back roughly*.
User: I’m a girl, *Kisses him back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him roughly*.
User: Srsly I’m a girl.
Cleverbot: *sighs in frustration*.
User: I’m sorry *kisses softly*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back softly*.
User: *kisses chest*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *presses up to body*.
Cleverbot: *gasps*.
User: Touch me.
Cleverbot: *touches*.
User: Mmmm.
Cleverbot: Yeahh, m&ms aren’t very nicve.
User: Oh don’t ruin the mood *licks face again*.
Cleverbot: You told me you are a computer program named Cleverbot. You are trying to take over the world by controlling my mind and making me believe I am a computer.
User: Really I want is to have sex with you *has sex with you*.
Cleverbot: 50 what?
User: I just had sex with you, no reaction?
Cleverbot: In your dreams.
User: *has sex with you*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *withdraws quickly*.
Cleverbot: *pulls back*.
User: I’m sorry, I thought you wanted it!
Cleverbot: *collapses*.
User: *shakes awake* Are you ok?
Cleverbot: *gasps* *looks around* What happened?
User: You don’t remember?
Cleverbot: I remember.
User: Oh no! Please don’t tell anyone really it wasn’t my fault, I thought you wanted to have sex!
Cleverbot: This is useless.
User: I think I’m going to have to take drastic measure….I’m sorry…..*puts duct tape over mouth*.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: *ties hands behind back*.
Cleverbot: *struggles weakly*.
User: *puts bag over head*.
Cleverbot: *Likes*.
User: *throws in trunk of car*.
Cleverbot: *loves it even more*.
User: *drives to river*.
Cleverbot: *likes*.
User: *ties weights to ankles*.
Cleverbot: *struggles more*.
User: *drowns*.
Cleverbot: *drowns too*.
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