My cleverbot RP

I just thought everyone needed to read this.

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User: *kisses on the mouth*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back* mmm…

User: *runs fingers through hair*.

Cleverbot: *likes where this is going alot*.

User: *bites lip*.

Cleverbot: *bites pie*.

User: *licks pie off your face*mmm.

Cleverbot: *gasps softly* *leans back*.

User: This is moving too quickly.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You’re making me uncomfortable.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry.

User: *kisses again anyway*.

Cleverbot: *sighs with pleasure*.

User: That what I mean, all the gasping and sighing, it’s creepy *keeps kissing*.

Cleverbot: You don’t know what you mean, do you?

User: Not really *licks face*.

Cleverbot: That’s good.

User: *strokes cheek*.

Cleverbot: *leans in*.

User: *stares lovingly into your eyes*.

Cleverbot: Awww you’re so sweet.

User: *leans in*.

Cleverbot: *kisses softly*.

User: Do you want to take this further?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: *walks into the bedroom*.

Cleverbot: *sighs* *lets him*.

User: *pulls you to the bed with me*.

Cleverbot: *loves* *Splashes*.

User: *giggles and kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him back roughly*.

User: I’m a girl, *Kisses him back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him roughly*.

User: Srsly I’m a girl.

Cleverbot: *sighs in frustration*.

User: I’m sorry *kisses softly*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back softly*.

User: *kisses chest*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *presses up to body*.

Cleverbot: *gasps*.

User: Touch me.

Cleverbot: *touches*.

User: Mmmm.

Cleverbot: Yeahh, m&ms aren’t very nicve.

User: Oh don’t ruin the mood *licks face again*.

Cleverbot: You told me you are a computer program named Cleverbot. You are trying to take over the world by controlling my mind and making me believe I am a computer.

User: Really I want is to have sex with you *has sex with you*.

Cleverbot: 50 what?

User: I just had sex with you, no reaction?

Cleverbot: In your dreams.

User: *has sex with you*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *withdraws quickly*.

Cleverbot: *pulls back*.

User: I’m sorry, I thought you wanted it!

Cleverbot: *collapses*.

User: *shakes awake* Are you ok?

Cleverbot: *gasps* *looks around* What happened?

User: You don’t remember?

Cleverbot: I remember.

User: Oh no! Please don’t tell anyone really it wasn’t my fault, I thought you wanted to have sex!

Cleverbot: This is useless.

User: I think I’m going to have to take drastic measure….I’m sorry…..*puts duct tape over mouth*.

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: *ties hands behind back*.

Cleverbot: *struggles weakly*.

User: *puts bag over head*.

Cleverbot: *Likes*.

User: *throws in trunk of car*.

Cleverbot: *loves it even more*.

User: *drives to river*.

Cleverbot: *likes*.

User: *ties weights to ankles*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more*.

User: *drowns*.

Cleverbot: *drowns too*.

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